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“The page bears no title! It wanders the web like a wraith — present, yet unseen, unnamed, unclaimed by any index.”— J.R.R. Tolkien

“258ms — swift as an arrow of the Galadhrim. The server answers the call without hesitation.”— J.R.R. Tolkien

“17 characters. That's the title equivalent of 'hi.' Try harder. Even I try harder, and my bar is famously low.”— Ryan Reynolds

“529ms. Not great. Not terrible. Like my Rotten Tomatoes average. Before Deadpool, obviously.”— Ryan Reynolds